Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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