as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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