the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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