: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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