nut hugger
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Come on in and take your pants off
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