i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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