K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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