you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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