Your tits are I can't wait for
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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