I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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