Don't you send me to vm
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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