Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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