Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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