love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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