Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
my poor anus
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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