I'm really into asian looking animals
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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