i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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