u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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