I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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