well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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and she was petting her beer can
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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