His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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