last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You made out with two different species that night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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