operation have a gay friend backfired
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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