Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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