I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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