I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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