Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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