when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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