I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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