Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
