Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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