Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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