Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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