ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Hippo gnu deer
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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