$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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