talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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