I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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