im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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