what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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