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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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