he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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