Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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