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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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