Nicole vs. Life
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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