it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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