I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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