there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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