I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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