YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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