Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
this just has baby written all over it
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
she told me i tasted like america
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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