i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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