So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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