Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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