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• (323): View more from California

  Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?

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  We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?

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  Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.

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  and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.

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  that bad?

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  u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..

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• (585): View more from New York

  The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.

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• (916): View more from California

  My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster

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• (718): View more from New York

  We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...

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