pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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