He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name