Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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