Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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