He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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